Squilliam Fancyson III is Squidward Tentacles' arch-rival whom he met in high school band class.
Description[]
He is a very wealthy, self-serving, unibrow-endowed octopus who has succeeded in everything Squidward has failed in and thus looks down upon him. Squidward is painfully jealous and constantly attempts to show Squilliam he's not a loser, with varying results.
Personality[]
Squilliam is rich and fancy. He acts more mature than Squidward, but makes no secret of the fact that he considers himself superior to others due to his enormous wealth. He is mean, selfish, sadistic, and arrogant, and takes great pleasure in asserting his perceived superiority over middle-class citizens like his arch-rival Squidward.
Quotes[]
- "Sounds as though you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh old chum?"
- "I'm filthy stinkin' rich!"
- "It's a gilded doorknob."
- "Come on everyone; let's go take a ride in my balloon/casino!"
- (referring to his unibrow) "It's big and valuable. I'm a leader of a big fancy band right now. And we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week."
- "Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom, and he does not suck eggs (After Squidward tricks him into thinking he actually does own a 5-star restaurant)."
- "Explain what? That you, Squidward Tentacles, voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, (walks into Krusty Krab) are trying to pass off a lousy burger stand as a five-star... (Gulps) ...restaurant!?"
- "Hommina, Hommina, Hommina, Hommina, Hommina..." (Continuously)
- "SpongeBob!"
- "I have the fanciest ring?"
- "Man Ray is great."
- "Hyer Hyer"
- "Truth is, I'M A CASHIER TOO!!!"
Trivia[]
- Squilliam's voice sounds slightly similar to actor Paul Lynde's.
- Squilliam's most prized possession is his unibrow.
- Squilliam's name is a pun on the real life name "William."
- Squilliam's voice in the Latin Spanish Dub is the same as Squidward.
- Squilliam also plays the clarinet, as seen in the episode "Professor Squidward."
Gallery[]
| Characters from SpongeBob SquarePants |
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| SpongeBob SquarePants / Patrick Star / Squidward Tentacles / Eugene H. Krabs / Sheldon J. Plankton / Gary the Snail / Sandy Cheeks / Pearl Krabs / Karen Plankton / Larry the Lobster / Flying Dutchman / Mermaid Man / Barnacle Boy / Squilliam Fancyson |