Wait wait wait hold up
What is "The Epicening?"
Well you see, The Epicening is going to be a series of awfully written stories that are extremely ridiculous and should not be taken seriously.
Oh I see.
Alright kid now shut up
OSAMU SATO KILLS TOBY FOX AND ANDREW HUSSIE[]
Osamu Sato is browsing through the interwebs and stumbles upon something crazy, they were Homestuck and Undertale
Osamu Sato: Wat is this
Osamu Sato researches the two things and comes up with the conclusion that they are both ripoffs of the Eastern Mind series.
Osamu Sato: Who the h*ll created these bootlegs!????
Osamu Sato searches a little more and stumbles upon the two men behind the things
Osamu Sato: Andrew Hussie and T0by F0x? Those motherh*llers will pay for this.
Osamu Sato tracks the two men, they appear to be in the same house.
Osamu Sato bursts in.
Osamu Sato: I found you dummies now you will pay for what you have done!!
Andrew Hussie: oh really? Watch this
Andrew ascends into godtier form
Toby Fox goes full on Megalovania on Osamu Sato
Megalovania!Toby Fox: Ur gonna have a really bad time
Godtier!Andrew Hussie: Ur so dead, Osamu Man
Osamu Sato: That's what you'd like to think.
Osamu Sato steals their souls and f***ing destroys them.
Godtier!Andrew Hussie and Megalovania!Toby Fox die
Osamu Sato: Ah ha that's what you fools get
Osamu Sato: I am now going to steal their stuff and create Eastern Mind 3 with Kanye West
Kanye West: Wassup Sato? How are you doing?
Sato: I am doing well! Let's go make Eastern Mind 3
Kanye West: Okay
Kanye and Sato create Eastern Mind 3 and release it on steam
Kanye: Ha ha we are so famous rich
Sato: Ikr?
Kanye: Let's create LSD Dream Emulator 2 with Ray William Johnson, Kendrick Lamar, and Death Grips
Sato: Aww yeah this is gonna be so epic
Sans: y'all mind if I join
Sato: No go die lmao
Sans: :((((((((
THE END